Native Saskatchewan dance, usually performed at weddings
Vico
Chocolate milk
Bunnyhug
Hooded sweatshirt
Mountain
A small hill
Mountain Range
Two small hills
Stumpwit
An unintelligent person
Noodling
Thinking
Calved
Died, or quit working. As in: “My pickup calved on me.”
Slap
Closed fisted punch
Slapped Snotless
Punched repeatedly
Yabber
Conversation with little value
Hoof
Walk or kick. Almost anything foot-related.
Coins
Testicles
Rig Wig
A Saskatchewanite who moved to Alberta, made a lot of money in the oil industry, and then returned to Saskatchewan to toss his money around.
Pinned ‘Er
Travel or leave a scene in a hurry
Calhoun (cal-hoon)
A very large person. (Possibly a derivative from professional wrestling legend Haystack Calhoun.)
EXAMPLE
“This stumpwit rig-wig was standing in line in front of me at the L.B., yabberin’ about this and that till the cows came home. I was noodlin’ the notion of slapping him snotless, but he was a bit of a Calhoun, so I just hoofed him in the coins and pinned ‘er. But, as luck would have it, my pick-up calved half-way up the mountain.”
